got this from my mail 3 years ago...just don't want to delete it without posting...I also posted this in Bisdak last time..just thinking to post here..this is funny if you are Bisdak!!! have fun!!
Subject: Bisdak!
You are Bisdak...kung...
1. You feel insulted when a non-Bisdak ridicules someone by saying
"bisaya", but it's okay for you if you or another Bisdak use it to
another Bisdak, as in "ah, bisayaa pud oy!"
2. You feel proud when Matud nila is sung and you sing along with it
bisan dili nimo memorize.
3.Hibal-an nimo kung unsa ang habal-habal bisan wala pa ka kasakay niani
ug siyempre pa ang "sikad"
4. Common usages kung ga-tinagalog: the use of "kuwan" as interjection
ang superlative nga pirmi gamiton mao ang "masyado", i.e., maingay
masyado, sobra masyado, bilisan mo masyado (read: paspasi lagi) adunay
tend! ency nga pulihan lang ang "o" or "a" og "i", i.e., ang atop into
atip, ang kan-on into kan-in, ang sud-an into sud-in ug ang utan
into..(hehehehe)
5. You know what is "itlog mo 'noy orange" means
6. You know that the karaang "bayle" aron mamahimong modern gipulihan na
og "disco" - discoral
7. Aduna kay hibaw-an nga at least usa ka kanta ni Yoyoy Villame or Max
Surban bisan sa tono lang
8. You can use varied terms of endearment for friends and relatives like
bay, parts, paparts, migo, kabs (kababayan), parekoy, pareng, choy,
higala, kid, gaw, gaweks, manoy, nong, inse, ditse,iyo, iya, palangga,
pangga, gang...
9. You call someone "Inday" and/or "Dodong" as a term of affection and
hate it when other non-bisdak use the term as if its a title given for a
househelp.
10. You know what "maning hang" is
11. You know vino kulafu and fighter
wine...sometimes you even know its jingle!
12. Instead of s! tork, you chose snowbear or you buy Timbura when you
mean Corniks
13. You're familiar with the brand Loalde in clothing 14. You crave for
inun-unan, paklay, halang-halang, law-oy, kinilaw, ginamos, bulad,
binignit (tabirak), sikwate paresan sa puto maya,
15. Esteban Escudero and Golyat are folk heroes
16. Handuman sa Usa ka Awit is closer to your heart than Maalaala Mo
Kaya TV show
17. You know what HITACHI means (Himantayon, Tabian,Chismosa/o)
18. SUTUKIL is as common as TAPSI, in fact you know that SUTUKIL came
first
19. Your common pulutan for Tuba drinking is "TARGET" - asin nga
targeton lang nimo sa imong tudlo
20. You have at least once in your lifetime experienced "Ang Mysterio sa
Paglawig sa Barko Padulong Manila", a phenomenon that when the Boat is
approaching Manila , everybody around you suddenly becomes tagalog
speaking nga adtong miaging adlaw lang pwerting bisaya pa ninyo!
21. ! You whisper bisaya to a fellow bisdak in the midst of a tagalog
crowd...and he replies loudly to you in tagalog!
22. The first question you ask when you found out that someone is
bisdak, "taga-asa man diay ka?"
23. You usually use the warning phrase Hala Ka!
24. You know the meaning and proper usages of the following (irreverent)
words/phrases: pesteng yawa, usapa na, pastilan,porbida,pahuway diha,
latina__ , butalo, way kurat, hastang___, puslan man, kuwangol,
libod-suroy, ligas-paka, way kuha, ka-ubo, kolera, sampila(koy),
burik_t, barbaki, mangga ka sir?, duha singko, balang, palag?, wa ka
kyapi?, ok pas olrayt, haybol, ang pahak!, jer-jer, way blema,
tulibagbag, pagarpar, giro, pamalalat, kalandrakas, bulala, ambot sa
langaw pilay idad sa ok-ok, bugnawg simod, buak ang pula, bagdok,
gi-atay, gi-ahak, tibak (tiguwang bakla), NPA (nawong puros agtang),
mamaklad,ngiga no?, madahan?, agua de pataranta, tira pasagad, basin diay pilay pad's sa ungoy, banat kay awaaw, mat-an pas pinya, ngitngit
pas alkitran, tak-om pas tuway, hubagang ate oy, bongot nimo, beer
bugnaw - brief lawlaw, puslan mang way nagmahal...beer pa day, totoy ko
day (pasabot niya sa babayi -iya pangalan si Totoy -hehehe), unsa gud
ni?, binuang man ni!..ug uban pa....
25. Sigurado ko nga naa pa kay
ikadugang ani....
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