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Showing posts with label jokes and kiddings. Show all posts
Wednesday
WW: The Barbeshop
Do you need some hair cut right now? I just wonder how fast this barbershop can cut your hair! It's a funny Wordless Wednesday! have a great one guys!
Monday
Computer Terminology
It's joke time read this below!! have fun!!
486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC.
State-of-the-art - Any computer you can't afford.
Obsolete - Any computer you own.
Microsecond - The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete.
G3 - Apple's new Macs that make you say "Gee, three times faster than the computer I bought for the same price a Microsecond ago."
Syntax Error - Walking into a computer store and saying, "Hi, I want to buy a computer and money is no object."
Hard Drive - The sales technique employed by computer salesmen, esp. after a Syntax Error.
GUI - What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it. (pronounced "gooey")
Keyboard - The standard way to generate computer errors.
Mouse - An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.
Floppy - The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.
Portable Computer - A device invented to force businessmen to work at home, on vacation, and on business trips.
Disk Crash - A typical computer response to any critical deadline.
Power User - Anyone who can format a disk from DOS.
System Update - A quick method of trashing ALL of your software. arcamax.com
486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC.
State-of-the-art - Any computer you can't afford.
Obsolete - Any computer you own.
Microsecond - The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete.
G3 - Apple's new Macs that make you say "Gee, three times faster than the computer I bought for the same price a Microsecond ago."
Syntax Error - Walking into a computer store and saying, "Hi, I want to buy a computer and money is no object."
Hard Drive - The sales technique employed by computer salesmen, esp. after a Syntax Error.
GUI - What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it. (pronounced "gooey")
Keyboard - The standard way to generate computer errors.
Mouse - An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.
Floppy - The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.
Portable Computer - A device invented to force businessmen to work at home, on vacation, and on business trips.
Disk Crash - A typical computer response to any critical deadline.
Power User - Anyone who can format a disk from DOS.
System Update - A quick method of trashing ALL of your software. arcamax.com
Wednesday
Joke Time!!
Post Graduate Questions
The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with a Philosophy degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"
The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with a Philosophy degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"
Tuesday
Joke time!!
Necktie
My husband said he wanted a tie for his birthday that would match the color of his eyes. Does anyone know where I can buy a bloodshot tie?
My husband said he wanted a tie for his birthday that would match the color of his eyes. Does anyone know where I can buy a bloodshot tie?
Saturday
Some Joke for today!!
It's Simple
The truth is that if you take a little time to learn a few basic principles and some of the technical lingo, buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than building a nuclear reactor from wristwatch parts in a darkened room using only your teeth. So let's get started!
The truth is that if you take a little time to learn a few basic principles and some of the technical lingo, buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than building a nuclear reactor from wristwatch parts in a darkened room using only your teeth. So let's get started!
Sunday
The Children Are Our Future
This is a list of comments from test papers, essays, etc., submitted to science and health teachers by elementary, junior high, high school, and college students: It is truly astonishing what weird science our young scholars can create under the pressures of time and grades. The spellings are the original ones.
1. H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.
2. To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.
3. When you smell an oderless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.
4. Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is water and gin.
5. A super saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold.
6. Liter: A nest of young puppies.
7. Magnet: Something you find crawling all over a dead cat.
8. Momentum: What you give a person when they are going away.
9. Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives.
10. Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull.
11. The pistol of the flower is its only protection against insects.
12. A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.
13. To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose.
14. For a nosebleed: Put the nose much lower that the heart until the heart stops.
15. For head colds: use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops in your throat.
16. Germinate: To become a naturalized German.
17. The tides are a fight between the Earth and moon. All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
18. Blood flows down one leg and up the the other.
arcamax.com
1. H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.
2. To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.
3. When you smell an oderless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.
4. Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is water and gin.
5. A super saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold.
6. Liter: A nest of young puppies.
7. Magnet: Something you find crawling all over a dead cat.
8. Momentum: What you give a person when they are going away.
9. Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives.
10. Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull.
11. The pistol of the flower is its only protection against insects.
12. A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.
13. To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose.
14. For a nosebleed: Put the nose much lower that the heart until the heart stops.
15. For head colds: use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops in your throat.
16. Germinate: To become a naturalized German.
17. The tides are a fight between the Earth and moon. All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
18. Blood flows down one leg and up the the other.
arcamax.com
Monday
It's Joke time
Acronyms and What They Mean
PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN It Still Does Nothing
SCSI System Can't See It
DOS Defunct Operating System
BASIC Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM I Blame Microsoft
DEC Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2 Obsolete Soon, Too.
WWW World Wide Wait
MACINTOSH Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
arcamax.com
PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN It Still Does Nothing
SCSI System Can't See It
DOS Defunct Operating System
BASIC Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM I Blame Microsoft
DEC Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2 Obsolete Soon, Too.
WWW World Wide Wait
MACINTOSH Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
arcamax.com
Tuesday
It's Joke Time!!
A Dreadful Fight
Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!"
"Calm down, my child," said the minister, "it's not half as bad as you think. Every marriage has to have its first fight!"
"I know, I know!" said Joanna. "But what am I going to do with the BODY?"
arcamax.com
Saturday
Joke Time!!
Firing Squad
Jerry, Perry, and Cletus get captured and are placed before a firing squad. They are about to be executed when Jerry exclaims, "Look...Hurricane" and points to his left while he gets away.
Perry follows up with, "Look...Tornado," points and gets away.
Finally Cletus tries to do the same thing and says "Fire!"
Thursday
Accounting in Pilipino!!
It's joke time again!!! huwag po ninyong dibdibin eto...just a little exercise on the muscles of our face!!!I just want to share it with you before I delete it in my mailbox..
I'm still very busy...so please some patience and I will visit you soon!!!!
Subject: Accounting in Pilipino...
>
>
>A bill filed by Sen. Lito Lapid asks that proposed laws should be
>written in Pilipino. Likewise, the official spoken language in the
>Senate should be Pilipino.
>
>But I doubt this will bill will see the light of day. Read on to know
>why.
>
>Ang Paggamit ng Wikang Pilipino
>
>When the proposed bill was presented to the President for signature to
>become the law of the land, it was vetoed. Why?
>
>She explained that when the English "business" words are translated in
>Tagalog, they sound very malicious and are "nakaka-hiya at
>nakaka-kilabot!"
>
>Here are a few samples accounting terms when translated from English to
>Pilipino:
>
>Asset - Ari
>
>Fixed asset - Nakatirik na ari
>
>Liquid asset - Basang ari
>
>Solid asset - Matigas na ari
>
>Owned asset - Sariling pag-aari
>
>Other asset - Ari ng iba
>
>Miscellaneous asset - Iba't-ibang klaseng ari
>
>Asset write off - Pinutol na pag-aari
>
>Depreciation of asset - Laspag na pag-aari
>
>Fully depreciated asset - Laspag na laspag na
>pag-aari
>
>Earning asset - Tumutubong pag-aari
>
>Working asset - Ganado pa ang ari
>
>Non-earning asset - Baldado na ang ari
>
>Erroneous entry - Mali ang pagka-pasok
>
>Double entry - Dalawang beses ipinasok
>
>Multiple entry - Labas pasok nang labas pasok
>
>Correcting entry - Itinama ang pagpasok
>
>Reversing entry - Baligtad ang pagkakapasok
>
>Dead asset - Patay na ang ari
I'm still very busy...so please some patience and I will visit you soon!!!!
Subject: Accounting in Pilipino...
>
>
>A bill filed by Sen. Lito Lapid asks that proposed laws should be
>written in Pilipino. Likewise, the official spoken language in the
>Senate should be Pilipino.
>
>But I doubt this will bill will see the light of day. Read on to know
>why.
>
>Ang Paggamit ng Wikang Pilipino
>
>When the proposed bill was presented to the President for signature to
>become the law of the land, it was vetoed. Why?
>
>She explained that when the English "business" words are translated in
>Tagalog, they sound very malicious and are "nakaka-hiya at
>nakaka-kilabot!"
>
>Here are a few samples accounting terms when translated from English to
>Pilipino:
>
>Asset - Ari
>
>Fixed asset - Nakatirik na ari
>
>Liquid asset - Basang ari
>
>Solid asset - Matigas na ari
>
>Owned asset - Sariling pag-aari
>
>Other asset - Ari ng iba
>
>Miscellaneous asset - Iba't-ibang klaseng ari
>
>Asset write off - Pinutol na pag-aari
>
>Depreciation of asset - Laspag na pag-aari
>
>Fully depreciated asset - Laspag na laspag na
>pag-aari
>
>Earning asset - Tumutubong pag-aari
>
>Working asset - Ganado pa ang ari
>
>Non-earning asset - Baldado na ang ari
>
>Erroneous entry - Mali ang pagka-pasok
>
>Double entry - Dalawang beses ipinasok
>
>Multiple entry - Labas pasok nang labas pasok
>
>Correcting entry - Itinama ang pagpasok
>
>Reversing entry - Baligtad ang pagkakapasok
>
>Dead asset - Patay na ang ari
Saturday
What a joke!!
Rules For Managers
1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing.
2. If it's really a rush job, run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how it's going. That helps. Even better, hover behind me, and advise me at every keystroke.
3. Always leave without telling anyone where you're going. It gives me a chance to be creative when someone asks where you are.
4. If my arms are full of papers, boxes, books, or supplies, don't open the door for me. I need to learn how to function as a paraplegic and opening doors with no arms is good training in case I should ever be injured and lose all use of my limbs.
5. If you give me more than one job to do, don't tell me which is priority. I am psychic . 6. Do your best to keep me late. I adore this office and really have nowhere to go or anything to do. I have no life beyond work.
7. If a job I do pleases you, keep it a secret. If that gets out, it could mean a promotion.
8. If you don't like my work, tell everyone. I like my name to be popular in conversations. I was born to be whipped.
9. If you have special instructions for a job, don't write them down. In fact, save them until the job is almost done. No use confusing me with useful information.
10. Never introduce me to the people you're with. I have no right to know anything. In the corporate food chain, I am plankton. When you refer to them later, my shrewd deductions will identify them.
11. Be nice to me only when the job I'm doing for you could really change your life and send you straight to manager's hades.
12. Tell me all your little problems. No one else has any and it's nice to know someone is less fortunate. I especially like the story about having to pay so many taxes on the bonus check you received for being such a good manager.
13. Wait until my yearly review and THEN tell me what my goals SHOULD have been. Give me a mediocre performance rating with a cost of living increase. I'm not here for the money anyway.
source.www.arcamax.com
Thursday
It's Joke Time!!
From the Heart
The following letter was forwarded by someone who teaches at a junior high school in Memphis, Tennessee; the letter was sent to the principal's office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. This story is a credit to all humankind. Read it, soak it in, and bask in the warm feeling that it leaves you with.
Dear Reyer School:
God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizen's luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the county home for the aged. All my people are gone. It's nice to know that someone thinks of me. God bless you for your kindness to an old forgotten lady.
My roommate is 95 and always had her own radio, but would never let me listen to it, no matter how often or politely I asked. The other day her radio fell and broke into a lot of pieces. It was awful. She was very upset. She then asked if she could listen to mine, and I told her to buzz off.
Sincerely,
Edna Johnston
source: www.arcamax.com
PINOY JOKES
I just to share this Filipino Jokes to my fellow Filipinos!! Have fun reading!!!
PEDRO: niloko ko yung tindera kanina.
SA BAKERY
Pulubi: Palimos po ng cake.
Ale: Aba , sosyal ka ah! Namalimos ka lang, gusto mo pang cake.. eto pandesal!
Pulubi: Duh! Ate?! Bday ko kaya today?!?
ANAK: Tay mag-ingat kayo sa DANKTRAK!.
TATAY: ano ung danktrak?
ANAK: Yunn pong trak na 10 ang gulong na karga buhangin?
TATAY: Tanga inde danktrak un...TEN MILLER!!!
BOY: Wala akong kwentang anak para sa inyo! Lahat ng ginagawa ko puro mali ! Lagi nalang ako mali !!! Di 'nyo na ako mahal!
AMA: Nagkakamali ka anak?
BOY: Shet! Mali na naman ako!!!
Nanay: Ang lakas mo kumain pero di ka mautusan. Ang kapal mo!
Anak: Kapag yung baboy natin malakas kumain, natutuwa ka. Sino ba talaga ang anak mo, ako o ung baboy? Umayos ka nay! Wag ganun!
GF: Sige, clue naman...
BF: Kailangan ito ng leeg mo.
GF: Kwintas?
BF: Hindi... PANGHILOD! SMILE!!!
(Sa loob ng Mall)
GUY: LOVE, yan ang dati kong girlfriend.
Jowa: Ang pangit pangit naman!
GUY: Wala akong magagawa, yan talaga ang weakness ko ever since...
JUDGE: Ano ba talaga nangyari?
ERAP: ? (di nagsasalita)
JUDGE: Sumagot ka sa tanong.
ERAP: Naman eh!!! Kala ko ba hearing lang to??? Bakit may speaking?
NARS: doc, bat tinanggihan nyo yung pasyente?
DR: alin, yung bakla?
NARS: opo. Baka sabihin namimili tayo, porke bading siya.
DR: ano naman raraspahin ko sa kanya?
FROG: what does my future hold?
FAIRY: you'll meet someone who wants to know everything about you.
FROG: great! Will I meet her in a party?
FAIRY: no. in biology class
Things you don't want to hear during your own surgery:
-san yung gunting na bago? Bat may kalawang to?
-10ml? may nakasurvive na ba dyan? Sabi ko 5ml lang!
-doc, ubos na po pala yung anesthesia.
-kanina pa bukas yung tiyan, asan yung pantahi?
-sunog! Sunog! Labas lahat!
inspiring quote of the day:
"hindi ako tamad. Hindi ko lang alam kung saan ko ibubuhos kasipagan ko."
MRS: hon, am I pretty or ugly?
MR: uhm.. both..
MRS: anong both? Pwedeng pretty and ugly?
MR: ang ibig ko sabihin, you're pretty ugly.
TEACHER: okay class our lesson for today is science. What is science?
PEDRO: ako ma'am! Ako ma'am!
TEACHER: okay Pedro, what is science?
PEDRO: science is our lesson for today.
AMO: inday, paalisin mo nga yung pulubi sa labas ng bahay.
(nilabas ni Inday)
INDAY: off you go! Under no circumstance this house would relent to such unabashed display of vagrant destitution!
PULUBI: oh! I'm so ashamed! Such a mansion of social climbing freaks!
(nakakuha na ng katapat si Inday!)
NOSEBLEED!!
BOB: nakakamagkano ka sa 1 araw?
PULUBI: nag-uumpisa kasi ako ng 8am. Ngayon 9am na. naka 80 na ko.
BOB: hindi din masama noh? Ano mabibili mo niyan?
PULUBI: pwede na tong isang espresso macchiato sa starbucks!
DOC: umubo ka!
PEDRO: ho! Ho! Ho!
DOC: ubo pa!
PEDRO: ho! Ho! Ho!
DOC: okay.
PEDRO: ano po ba sakit ko doc?
DOC: may ubo ka.
in a miss gay pageant:
HOST: how can we uplift our economy today even though we are under economic crisis?
BAKLA: (namutla) mga bakla! Akala ko ba miss gay ito? Quizbee pala!
1. Trulalu.
2. eklavu
3. eklavu.
4. trulalu
5. eklavu
6. trulalu
7. trulalu.
8. eklavu
9. trulalu
10. trulalu
-batang bading nagsasagot ng true or false na quiz.(gay lingo :true-trulalu false-eklavu)
MEKANIKO: sir, hindi ko po naayos preno ng kotse niyo.
CUSTOMER: ha?! Pano yan?
MEKANIKO: nilakasan ko na lang po ang inyong busina! Happy trip na lang po!
Divorced father: anak pag-uwi mo bigay mo sa nanay mo itong cheke at sabihin mo 18 yrs old ka na, huling cheke na makukuha niya for child support tapos tignan mo kung ano ang expression ng face niya.
Anak: mom, sabi ni dad bigay ko daw sayo itong cheke, last support na niya ito sakin kasi 18 na ako. Pagkatapos tignan ko daw expression ng face mo.
Mom: sa susunod na pagbisita mo sa kanya paki sabi salamat sa suporta kahit di mo siya tatay! Pagkatapos tignan mo expression ng face niya!
BOY: dad, tulong naman sa assignment ko. Find the least common denominator daw.
DAD: ha? aba'y elementary pa lang ako eh hinahanap na nila yan ah! Aba'y di pa ba nila nakikita?
BOY1: nakakakawa naman lola mo.
BOY2: bakit?
BOY1: nakasabay ko kasi magsimba nung isang araw, ubo ng ubo.
Pinagtitinginan nga ng tao.
BOY2: papansin lang yun!
BOY1: bakit?
BOY2: bago kasi blouse niya!
A boss confused about his Math asked his secretary:
If I give you P3M less 17%, how much would you take off?
SECRETARY: everything sir! Dress, bra, panty!
TEACHER: mga bata, alam niyo ba na ang bawat butil ng palay ay galing sa dugo't pawis ng mga magsasaka?
MGA BATA: eeewwww!
Magsyota sa motel.
BF: alam mo love, ikaw ang first girl na dinala ko dito.
GF: sinungaling. Sabi nila lagi ka dito!
BF: oo, pero ikaw lang talaga ang girl!
STUDENT: ma'am, pagagalitan niyo po ba ako sa bagay na hindi ko naman ginawa?
TEACHER: natural hindi.
STUDENT: good, di ko po ginawa assignment ko!
PARI: halika sa sulok
MADRE: bakit po?
PARI: sara mo pinto.
MADRE: wag po!
PARI: patayin mo ilaw!
MADRE: diyos ko po!
PARI: tamo rosary ko. Glow in the dark!
TITSER: bat ka na-late?
EDWARD: nawalan ho kasi ng 500 yung lalaki.
TITSER: tinulungan mo siyang maghanap?
EDWARD: hindi po, tinapakan ko lang hanggang umalis siya.
Sa kasalan
PARI: sana ang donation mo ay katumbas ng ganda ng pakakasalan mo.
GROOM: eto P5, father.
Tinignan ng pari ang bride.
PARI: eto P4 sukli mo iho.
Sabi nung friend ko, nakakalaki daw ng tiyan ang beer. Kasi noon minsan nalasing siya, nabuntis siya!
Sinoli ni Erap ang libro sa library.
ERAP: sobrang dami ng characters wala naman storya.
LIBRARIAN: kayo pala kumuha ng telephone directory namin!
SA OSPITAL.....
WIFE: hon, nahirapan ako huminga.
HUSBAND: kung nahirapan ka ng huminga, itigil mo na.
GF: magaling! At sino tong baby na nagtext sayo?
BF: ah eh kumpare ko yun! Lalake yun! Baby lang palayaw.
GF: oh eto replyan mo. Hindi daw kayo tuloy at may mens daw ang tarantado!
INA: anak, tawagan mo nga tatay mo sa celfon. Pauwiin mo dito.
[pagkatapos tawagan.]
ANAK: nay, babae po ang sumagot.
INA: lintik, sinasabi ko na nga ba, may tinatago yang tatay mo eh! Anong sabi?
ANAK: 'you only have zero pesos in your account...' hindi ko na tinapos nay mukhang matapobre.
nagbubungkal ng lupa si Erap para magtanim. Akala ng nakakita niloloko lang siya dahil wala naman siyang tinatanim.
BANTAY: sir, wala naman kayong tinatanim ah.
ERAP: bobo! Seedless to!
ANAK: nay, ano po ba yung 10 commandments?
NANAY: yun yung sampung utos ng Diyos.
ANAK: mas makapangyarihan pa po pala kayo sa Diyos eh!
NANAY: bakit?
ANAK: ang dami niyong utos eh!
thought to ponder:
hindi kaya ang dahilan ng pagbaha sa panahon ni Noah ay pinutol niya lahat ng puno para gumawa ng napaka laking arko? ano sa tingin mo?
PEDRO: niloko ko yung tindera kanina.
JUAN: paano mo naman niloko yung tindera?
PEDRO: nagpaload ako eh wala naman akong celfon.
kung totoo ang ' Darwin 's theory of evolution' na ang tao ay nagmula sa unggoy, bakit may mga taong mukhang kabayo?
DORAY: mare, kulang pa kami ng isang miyembro. baka gusto mong sumali sa paluwagan.
PINANG : hindi pa ako pwede, mare.
DORAY: bakit mare?
PINAY: virgin pa kasi ako.
Si Erap nakabasag ng vase sa Museum, yung attendant nataranta.
ATTENDANT: naku sir, more than 500 years old na po yang vase.
ERAP: hay salamat. Akala ko bago
5 MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE
got this from my mail!!This sounds funny but gives moral lesson!!! have fun reading!!
Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel, "
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?"
"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.
"Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
Lesson 2:
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"
The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129
It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."
Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
Lesson 3:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish."
"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world."
Puff! She's gone.
"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life."
Puff! He's gone.
"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.
Lesson 4
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"
The eagle answered: " Sure , why not."
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Lesson 5
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
BullShit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Lesson 6
A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
THIS ENDS THE 5-MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE
Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel, "
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?"
"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.
"Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
Lesson 2:
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"
The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129
It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."
Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
Lesson 3:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish."
"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world."
Puff! She's gone.
"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life."
Puff! He's gone.
"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.
Lesson 4
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"
The eagle answered: " Sure , why not."
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Lesson 5
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
BullShit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Lesson 6
A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
THIS ENDS THE 5-MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE
Only for Bisdak!!!
also posted this last time in Bisdak...have fun mga Bisaya!!
Message: Para sa mga LALAKI
1. kamong mga laki, kung mo tan-aw gani
ang mga babae sa inyo, ayaw pod pag feeling2x
nga naka angay mi nu? maka turn off na sha...
2. kung mag ask gani mo date, ayaw kayu
mo ngisi nga mura nag maniac tan-awon kay
mahadlok pod baya mi...
3. kung mo sabay gani mo sa amo, pag
sinina pod mog tarong dili nang murag tambay...
para mo samot mig ka in lab ninyo bah...
pamulbos gamay, pangkolon gamay... panudlay
gamay...
4. kung manguyab na gani mo, ayaw ug sulti
nga "pwede ko manguyab nimo? or naa koy
chance?" kay kung tubagon namo na, mura
nag gisugot mo namo...
5. kung sugton na gani mo namo, taronga
pod mi oi... dili kay biyaan na lang, usahay himuon
pang sulugoon... maid inyong gipangita?
6. do not forget to remind us that you love
us... para kiligon sad mi panagsa...
7. ayaw mog pangita ug lain kay wa nay lami!
8. kung makigbulag na gani mo, ayaw ninyo
ingna ang girl nga "you're just nothing to me now,
understand!" hehehe... sakit baya nah....
9. kung ma presyur gani mo samtang mangutana
mig "WaT r We?" sa nagdetdet nata... ayaw huna
hunaa nga hot mi, gapanigurado lng mi ug mu
stick ba nimo or muprusid to da next guy
10. ayaw pud ninyo hulata nga kami mouna ug
pansin ninyo if ever magkita ta somewhere
GUYS shud initiate.. *peace* men!!!
Para sa mga BABAE
1. Kung muingon mi nga gwapa ka, ayaw
dayon tubag ug "atik!"...Panagsa ra mi mu dayg ug
gwapa...obyusleh, kung gitawag ka nga "gwapa"
naa jud mi enteres nimo...kinsa man sad kuno ang
tarong nga laki tawagon kang "bati'g nawng!"
atubangan sa kadaghanan...Di kaha mi katilaw ug
plying kick ana?
2. Mangutana gani mi kung kanus-a imong
RD ug kung abelabol ba ka ana, kana
nagpasabot kung pwede ba ka ma detdet
(DATE ba sa ininggles)...ayaw sa mi baraha
kay magutana lagi mi nimu ug strait...amo
lang gityming-tyming kay mauwawon man
sab tawn mi mga kwanggolon...
3. Kung nakabantay na ka nga nagsige na mi
ug sunod-sunod nimo, maka-baynte na mi
ug grit nimo gud morning,or ikaw na lang
pirmi tagdon, makig dungan ug uli bisan nort
ug sawt, langit ug lupa ang gilay-on sa atong
balay wid matching "Ako lang dala sa imo
tings beh!", kana ganahan jud mi nimo...
Pero sa pirmi natong kinuyog ug detdet
(DATE sa ininggles pa),ayaw sad pangutana
ug dali-dali "Wat r we?" or sa binisaya pa,
"Unsa man jud diay ta?"...Inahak, makulbaan
sad mi gamay...we also feel a bit presyur...
Kalma lang gud...musulti lagi mi in dyu
taym. =)
4. Kung kahibaw na jud ka nga ganahan mi
nimo kay nisulti na man jud mi (hala ka!)
Ayaw sad sige hisgot sa imo Ex-boypren
oi...its hurt man sad...not unlis kung nisturya
ka sa panahong gigukod siya sa inyong IRO
nga nisutoy siya ug dagan kay por syur
I will lap wid u.
5. Hangyo lang sad, kung nakakita ka sa
imong crush o di ba kaha nakakita ka ug laki
nga purting gwapoha, ayaw sad panguhit
namo, "Gwapo kay siya noh?" Hala plis! Laki
intawn mi ug dili pud mi kiligon sa imong
crush... Masuko ra ba mo mu comentaryo
mi, "Gwapo pa man akong lolo ana!"
6. Sa panahon nga mag-date na tah, por syur
kami man jud gasto, be konsyus wid yor
dayet ha para konsyus pud mi sa among
bulsa...kung kada adlaw na ta date ug
nakabantay mo nga chippy ug tubig na lang
among gi-order, KKB na ta ha...salamat sa
pagsabot.
7. But op cors labaw sa tanan, ayaw kaayo ni
ninyo siryusuha kay basin mu comantaryo
mo, mapikon mo ug ibalik ni ninyo nako,
mamisti mo....Dyok dyok ra ni...
8. Pero kung dili na jud madala kay naglagot
jud mo mga babaye ani...Iporward sa tanang
babaye nga kaila ninyo nga wala pa
makabasa.... Pag porma dayon mo ug grupo
nga Gabriella (lugar ninyo) chapter....
9. Sa mga lalake, kalingawi ninyo ug porward
pero ayaw sa inyong naibgan kay basin
instant basted niya mo ana!
Pahabol: Kung magpakuyog mo
mirkado...ayaw pud mi paalsaha ug usa ka
sakong bugas... Kilo-kiloha pud na....=)
Message: Para sa mga LALAKI
1. kamong mga laki, kung mo tan-aw gani
ang mga babae sa inyo, ayaw pod pag feeling2x
nga naka angay mi nu? maka turn off na sha...
2. kung mag ask gani mo date, ayaw kayu
mo ngisi nga mura nag maniac tan-awon kay
mahadlok pod baya mi...
3. kung mo sabay gani mo sa amo, pag
sinina pod mog tarong dili nang murag tambay...
para mo samot mig ka in lab ninyo bah...
pamulbos gamay, pangkolon gamay... panudlay
gamay...
4. kung manguyab na gani mo, ayaw ug sulti
nga "pwede ko manguyab nimo? or naa koy
chance?" kay kung tubagon namo na, mura
nag gisugot mo namo...
5. kung sugton na gani mo namo, taronga
pod mi oi... dili kay biyaan na lang, usahay himuon
pang sulugoon... maid inyong gipangita?
6. do not forget to remind us that you love
us... para kiligon sad mi panagsa...
7. ayaw mog pangita ug lain kay wa nay lami!
8. kung makigbulag na gani mo, ayaw ninyo
ingna ang girl nga "you're just nothing to me now,
understand!" hehehe... sakit baya nah....
9. kung ma presyur gani mo samtang mangutana
mig "WaT r We?" sa nagdetdet nata... ayaw huna
hunaa nga hot mi, gapanigurado lng mi ug mu
stick ba nimo or muprusid to da next guy
10. ayaw pud ninyo hulata nga kami mouna ug
pansin ninyo if ever magkita ta somewhere
GUYS shud initiate.. *peace* men!!!
Para sa mga BABAE
1. Kung muingon mi nga gwapa ka, ayaw
dayon tubag ug "atik!"...Panagsa ra mi mu dayg ug
gwapa...obyusleh, kung gitawag ka nga "gwapa"
naa jud mi enteres nimo...kinsa man sad kuno ang
tarong nga laki tawagon kang "bati'g nawng!"
atubangan sa kadaghanan...Di kaha mi katilaw ug
plying kick ana?
2. Mangutana gani mi kung kanus-a imong
RD ug kung abelabol ba ka ana, kana
nagpasabot kung pwede ba ka ma detdet
(DATE ba sa ininggles)...ayaw sa mi baraha
kay magutana lagi mi nimu ug strait...amo
lang gityming-tyming kay mauwawon man
sab tawn mi mga kwanggolon...
3. Kung nakabantay na ka nga nagsige na mi
ug sunod-sunod nimo, maka-baynte na mi
ug grit nimo gud morning,or ikaw na lang
pirmi tagdon, makig dungan ug uli bisan nort
ug sawt, langit ug lupa ang gilay-on sa atong
balay wid matching "Ako lang dala sa imo
tings beh!", kana ganahan jud mi nimo...
Pero sa pirmi natong kinuyog ug detdet
(DATE sa ininggles pa),ayaw sad pangutana
ug dali-dali "Wat r we?" or sa binisaya pa,
"Unsa man jud diay ta?"...Inahak, makulbaan
sad mi gamay...we also feel a bit presyur...
Kalma lang gud...musulti lagi mi in dyu
taym. =)
4. Kung kahibaw na jud ka nga ganahan mi
nimo kay nisulti na man jud mi (hala ka!)
Ayaw sad sige hisgot sa imo Ex-boypren
oi...its hurt man sad...not unlis kung nisturya
ka sa panahong gigukod siya sa inyong IRO
nga nisutoy siya ug dagan kay por syur
I will lap wid u.
5. Hangyo lang sad, kung nakakita ka sa
imong crush o di ba kaha nakakita ka ug laki
nga purting gwapoha, ayaw sad panguhit
namo, "Gwapo kay siya noh?" Hala plis! Laki
intawn mi ug dili pud mi kiligon sa imong
crush... Masuko ra ba mo mu comentaryo
mi, "Gwapo pa man akong lolo ana!"
6. Sa panahon nga mag-date na tah, por syur
kami man jud gasto, be konsyus wid yor
dayet ha para konsyus pud mi sa among
bulsa...kung kada adlaw na ta date ug
nakabantay mo nga chippy ug tubig na lang
among gi-order, KKB na ta ha...salamat sa
pagsabot.
7. But op cors labaw sa tanan, ayaw kaayo ni
ninyo siryusuha kay basin mu comantaryo
mo, mapikon mo ug ibalik ni ninyo nako,
mamisti mo....Dyok dyok ra ni...
8. Pero kung dili na jud madala kay naglagot
jud mo mga babaye ani...Iporward sa tanang
babaye nga kaila ninyo nga wala pa
makabasa.... Pag porma dayon mo ug grupo
nga Gabriella (lugar ninyo) chapter....
9. Sa mga lalake, kalingawi ninyo ug porward
pero ayaw sa inyong naibgan kay basin
instant basted niya mo ana!
Pahabol: Kung magpakuyog mo
mirkado...ayaw pud mi paalsaha ug usa ka
sakong bugas... Kilo-kiloha pud na....=)
Mabuhay Kitang mga Bisaya!!
got this from my mail 3 years ago...just don't want to delete it without posting...I also posted this in Bisdak last time..just thinking to post here..this is funny if you are Bisdak!!! have fun!!
Subject: Bisdak!
You are Bisdak...kung...
1. You feel insulted when a non-Bisdak ridicules someone by saying
"bisaya", but it's okay for you if you or another Bisdak use it to
another Bisdak, as in "ah, bisayaa pud oy!"
2. You feel proud when Matud nila is sung and you sing along with it
bisan dili nimo memorize.
3.Hibal-an nimo kung unsa ang habal-habal bisan wala pa ka kasakay niani
ug siyempre pa ang "sikad"
4. Common usages kung ga-tinagalog: the use of "kuwan" as interjection
ang superlative nga pirmi gamiton mao ang "masyado", i.e., maingay
masyado, sobra masyado, bilisan mo masyado (read: paspasi lagi) adunay
tend! ency nga pulihan lang ang "o" or "a" og "i", i.e., ang atop into
atip, ang kan-on into kan-in, ang sud-an into sud-in ug ang utan
into..(hehehehe)
5. You know what is "itlog mo 'noy orange" means
6. You know that the karaang "bayle" aron mamahimong modern gipulihan na
og "disco" - discoral
7. Aduna kay hibaw-an nga at least usa ka kanta ni Yoyoy Villame or Max
Surban bisan sa tono lang
8. You can use varied terms of endearment for friends and relatives like
bay, parts, paparts, migo, kabs (kababayan), parekoy, pareng, choy,
higala, kid, gaw, gaweks, manoy, nong, inse, ditse,iyo, iya, palangga,
pangga, gang...
9. You call someone "Inday" and/or "Dodong" as a term of affection and
hate it when other non-bisdak use the term as if its a title given for a
househelp.
10. You know what "maning hang" is
11. You know vino kulafu and fighter
wine...sometimes you even know its jingle!
12. Instead of s! tork, you chose snowbear or you buy Timbura when you
mean Corniks
13. You're familiar with the brand Loalde in clothing 14. You crave for
inun-unan, paklay, halang-halang, law-oy, kinilaw, ginamos, bulad,
binignit (tabirak), sikwate paresan sa puto maya,
15. Esteban Escudero and Golyat are folk heroes
16. Handuman sa Usa ka Awit is closer to your heart than Maalaala Mo
Kaya TV show
17. You know what HITACHI means (Himantayon, Tabian,Chismosa/o)
18. SUTUKIL is as common as TAPSI, in fact you know that SUTUKIL came
first
19. Your common pulutan for Tuba drinking is "TARGET" - asin nga
targeton lang nimo sa imong tudlo
20. You have at least once in your lifetime experienced "Ang Mysterio sa
Paglawig sa Barko Padulong Manila", a phenomenon that when the Boat is
approaching Manila , everybody around you suddenly becomes tagalog
speaking nga adtong miaging adlaw lang pwerting bisaya pa ninyo!
21. ! You whisper bisaya to a fellow bisdak in the midst of a tagalog
crowd...and he replies loudly to you in tagalog!
22. The first question you ask when you found out that someone is
bisdak, "taga-asa man diay ka?"
23. You usually use the warning phrase Hala Ka!
24. You know the meaning and proper usages of the following (irreverent)
words/phrases: pesteng yawa, usapa na, pastilan,porbida,pahuway diha,
latina__ , butalo, way kurat, hastang___, puslan man, kuwangol,
libod-suroy, ligas-paka, way kuha, ka-ubo, kolera, sampila(koy),
burik_t, barbaki, mangga ka sir?, duha singko, balang, palag?, wa ka
kyapi?, ok pas olrayt, haybol, ang pahak!, jer-jer, way blema,
tulibagbag, pagarpar, giro, pamalalat, kalandrakas, bulala, ambot sa
langaw pilay idad sa ok-ok, bugnawg simod, buak ang pula, bagdok,
gi-atay, gi-ahak, tibak (tiguwang bakla), NPA (nawong puros agtang),
mamaklad,ngiga no?, madahan?, agua de pataranta, tira pasagad, basin diay pilay pad's sa ungoy, banat kay awaaw, mat-an pas pinya, ngitngit
pas alkitran, tak-om pas tuway, hubagang ate oy, bongot nimo, beer
bugnaw - brief lawlaw, puslan mang way nagmahal...beer pa day, totoy ko
day (pasabot niya sa babayi -iya pangalan si Totoy -hehehe), unsa gud
ni?, binuang man ni!..ug uban pa....
25. Sigurado ko nga naa pa kay
ikadugang ani....
Subject: Bisdak!
You are Bisdak...kung...
1. You feel insulted when a non-Bisdak ridicules someone by saying
"bisaya", but it's okay for you if you or another Bisdak use it to
another Bisdak, as in "ah, bisayaa pud oy!"
2. You feel proud when Matud nila is sung and you sing along with it
bisan dili nimo memorize.
3.Hibal-an nimo kung unsa ang habal-habal bisan wala pa ka kasakay niani
ug siyempre pa ang "sikad"
4. Common usages kung ga-tinagalog: the use of "kuwan" as interjection
ang superlative nga pirmi gamiton mao ang "masyado", i.e., maingay
masyado, sobra masyado, bilisan mo masyado (read: paspasi lagi) adunay
tend! ency nga pulihan lang ang "o" or "a" og "i", i.e., ang atop into
atip, ang kan-on into kan-in, ang sud-an into sud-in ug ang utan
into..(hehehehe)
5. You know what is "itlog mo 'noy orange" means
6. You know that the karaang "bayle" aron mamahimong modern gipulihan na
og "disco" - discoral
7. Aduna kay hibaw-an nga at least usa ka kanta ni Yoyoy Villame or Max
Surban bisan sa tono lang
8. You can use varied terms of endearment for friends and relatives like
bay, parts, paparts, migo, kabs (kababayan), parekoy, pareng, choy,
higala, kid, gaw, gaweks, manoy, nong, inse, ditse,iyo, iya, palangga,
pangga, gang...
9. You call someone "Inday" and/or "Dodong" as a term of affection and
hate it when other non-bisdak use the term as if its a title given for a
househelp.
10. You know what "maning hang" is
11. You know vino kulafu and fighter
wine...sometimes you even know its jingle!
12. Instead of s! tork, you chose snowbear or you buy Timbura when you
mean Corniks
13. You're familiar with the brand Loalde in clothing 14. You crave for
inun-unan, paklay, halang-halang, law-oy, kinilaw, ginamos, bulad,
binignit (tabirak), sikwate paresan sa puto maya,
15. Esteban Escudero and Golyat are folk heroes
16. Handuman sa Usa ka Awit is closer to your heart than Maalaala Mo
Kaya TV show
17. You know what HITACHI means (Himantayon, Tabian,Chismosa/o)
18. SUTUKIL is as common as TAPSI, in fact you know that SUTUKIL came
first
19. Your common pulutan for Tuba drinking is "TARGET" - asin nga
targeton lang nimo sa imong tudlo
20. You have at least once in your lifetime experienced "Ang Mysterio sa
Paglawig sa Barko Padulong Manila", a phenomenon that when the Boat is
approaching Manila , everybody around you suddenly becomes tagalog
speaking nga adtong miaging adlaw lang pwerting bisaya pa ninyo!
21. ! You whisper bisaya to a fellow bisdak in the midst of a tagalog
crowd...and he replies loudly to you in tagalog!
22. The first question you ask when you found out that someone is
bisdak, "taga-asa man diay ka?"
23. You usually use the warning phrase Hala Ka!
24. You know the meaning and proper usages of the following (irreverent)
words/phrases: pesteng yawa, usapa na, pastilan,porbida,pahuway diha,
latina__ , butalo, way kurat, hastang___, puslan man, kuwangol,
libod-suroy, ligas-paka, way kuha, ka-ubo, kolera, sampila(koy),
burik_t, barbaki, mangga ka sir?, duha singko, balang, palag?, wa ka
kyapi?, ok pas olrayt, haybol, ang pahak!, jer-jer, way blema,
tulibagbag, pagarpar, giro, pamalalat, kalandrakas, bulala, ambot sa
langaw pilay idad sa ok-ok, bugnawg simod, buak ang pula, bagdok,
gi-atay, gi-ahak, tibak (tiguwang bakla), NPA (nawong puros agtang),
mamaklad,ngiga no?, madahan?, agua de pataranta, tira pasagad, basin diay pilay pad's sa ungoy, banat kay awaaw, mat-an pas pinya, ngitngit
pas alkitran, tak-om pas tuway, hubagang ate oy, bongot nimo, beer
bugnaw - brief lawlaw, puslan mang way nagmahal...beer pa day, totoy ko
day (pasabot niya sa babayi -iya pangalan si Totoy -hehehe), unsa gud
ni?, binuang man ni!..ug uban pa....
25. Sigurado ko nga naa pa kay
ikadugang ani....
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