Accounting in Pilipino!!

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Subject: Accounting in Pilipino...
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>A bill filed by Sen. Lito Lapid asks that proposed laws should be
>written in Pilipino. Likewise, the official spoken language in the
>Senate should be Pilipino.
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>But I doubt this will bill will see the light of day. Read on to know
>why.
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>Ang Paggamit ng Wikang Pilipino
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>When the proposed bill was presented to the President for signature to
>become the law of the land, it was vetoed. Why?
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>She explained that when the English "business" words are translated in
>Tagalog, they sound very malicious and are "nakaka-hiya at
>nakaka-kilabot!"
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>Here are a few samples accounting terms when translated from English to
>Pilipino:
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>Asset - Ari
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>Fixed asset - Nakatirik na ari
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>Liquid asset - Basang ari
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>Solid asset - Matigas na ari
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>Owned asset - Sariling pag-aari
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>Other asset - Ari ng iba
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>Miscellaneous asset - Iba't-ibang klaseng ari
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>Asset write off - Pinutol na pag-aari
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>Depreciation of asset - Laspag na pag-aari
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>Fully depreciated asset - Laspag na laspag na
>pag-aari
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>Earning asset - Tumutubong pag-aari
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>Working asset - Ganado pa ang ari
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>Non-earning asset - Baldado na ang ari
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>Erroneous entry - Mali ang pagka-pasok
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>Double entry - Dalawang beses ipinasok
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>Multiple entry - Labas pasok nang labas pasok
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>Correcting entry - Itinama ang pagpasok
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>Reversing entry - Baligtad ang pagkakapasok
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>Dead asset - Patay na ang ari